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the-potter-tardis: gUYS I KNOW HOW SHERLOCK DID IT.

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:47:45 -0700

gUYS I KNOW HOW SHERLOCK DID IT.

xcharmainex3: tiger-rawrz: kaciart: just-a-skinny-boy: pierce...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:44:05 -0700

tiger-rawrz:

kaciart:

just-a-skinny-boy:

piercethejade:

whimsical-whiskers:

getnastee:

More people need to be like this guy.

Omfg I’m crying

my sides omg

WHO WAS RECORDING ME

o my FUCKING GOd

Lmaooooo!!

niknak79: The dress of invisibility

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:42:22 -0700

niknak79:

The dress of invisibility

bad-moon-moon: and-rohan-will-answer: ten0uttaten: that-kid-ma...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:41:15 -0700

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

luke-bryan: redneck-beauty: fucklefickwit: rianna-mae: duckki...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:38:26 -0700

luke-bryan:

redneck-beauty:

fucklefickwit:

rianna-mae:

duckkiiee:

hoccypocky:

fuck-this-url-sucks:

agnostic-hippie:

fyeahheatherjh:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.

Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now

What the fuck tumblr.

Why.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

omfg…

i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything more beautiful in my life.

Okay, yeah, the emotional content apparently missed me entirely…I was too busy being blown away by the technical brilliance of it.

Holy fuck…….

Literally crying. This is beautiful

honey-b00: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:41:05 -0700

honey-b00:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

i still can’t get over the ‘hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothes’

blocklist: lilbitkipsy: jadedkitten: The eternal...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:40:23 -0700

blocklist:

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

Everyday

emxxie: tairytwenty: durianseeds: Fast food restaurants need...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:40:08 -0700

emxxie:

tairytwenty:

durianseeds:

Fast food restaurants need to start doing this.

OH FUCK NO

Im feelin this

justdilla: dotcore: Gotta Draw ‘Em All!by Alexie. Loveeee

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:13:00 -0700

justdilla:

dotcore:

Gotta Draw ‘Em All!
by Alexie.

Loveeee

did-you-kno: Source

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:12:41 -0700

did-you-kno:

Source

When people try to talk to me when i have headphones on

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:54:17 -0700

sodamnrelatable:

encor3: One of Michel Perridon’s 16.4 Veyron’s….unfortunately...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:35:48 -0700

encor3:

One of Michel Perridon’s 16.4 Veyron’s….unfortunately his other one was impounded indefinitely for doing double the speed limit (the Dutch Police can do that). Life is hard…good thing he has two.